So I just became a Seahawk fan right after they won the Super Bowl because I like the dopamine hits of feeling like a winner.
I’ve never played the game in my life and I’m a little afraid to even touch a football because it might scratch my soft skin a little or something. Plus my mother wouldn’t let me play because it is too dangerous and could hurt my chances into getting into the NY ballet.
Honestly, I hope my mother doesn’t see me on this page because at 40 years old, I’m not sure what I’d do without her breakfasts, and I might get in trouble for it.
I only started watching it because I needed friends in my life and I met a few street people who liked my mom’s cooking and it turns out they liked football too, which, again, made me feel like a winner while watching it with them.
I’ve only seen Russell Wilson play as QB, and he’s only really good when he feels like he needs to get back at his ex girlfriend…that’s obvious to me, and I think it’s kinda petty actually.
So, bottom line is you better listen to me because I’m on Facebook a lot and I haven’t missed a game with my homeless friends since that game in 2013 when we played our divisional rivals, the New England Patriots and beat Tim Brady
Now….we NEEEEEEEEEEEDDDD A REBUILD! REBUILD REBUILD REBULIDIDLB!!!
Also, get rid of Pete Coral and we definitely need more Tite Endz too….and we need to pass the ball a lot as well because it’s fun as hell….but not when it’s not caught
We should be throwing the ball into the End Zone every play….I’ve been a fan SOO long and have watched, like 10 other teams play in that time too, and I don’t know why football teams don’t just do that but they should start listening to me.
Also, our defense sucks and we need to fire that guy as well, what was his name? oh, yeah, Jimmy Lake.
And our offensive line sucks as well, like always, I won’t be happy until we can get a few guys who actually push their defensive players back into THEIR backfield.
Basically we all just suck it and I hate feeling bad all the time and the snow makes me cry a little.
REBIULLD NOW!